The Woman Who Turned Bitch

Tony Montana once said, “In this country, you gotta make the money first. And when you get the money, you get the power. And when you get the power, then you get the women.”

Scarface was right. Whether in real life or on social media, I realized that the money really makes the world go round. Without money, people cannot enjoy the world’s pleasures, from endless foodtrips to non-stop drugs. Drinking. Eating. S***ing. F***ing. Yet at the end of the day, they will always say on Facebook how unfair life is.

A good example of which is love. Those “hugot” lines I frequently see on my News Feed. From Marcelo Santos III’s sayings to Sen. Miriam Santiago’s “pickup lines” which were not actually come from her. Many women are slowly living their lives based from these sayings. It’s like they take these as their own philosophy in life. I agree that these sayings were true, but I do not know if they take these posts by heart or simply “like” them.

Some people say money can buy women. I know many will disagree with this, however, I think it is true, but not in a sense that a rich man can buy a woman with a hefty sum of cash, or having a one-night-stand with Maria Ozawa for Y700,000.

My perspective is that it is the woman herself who gives in to the wealthy, because she feels it is more practical to marry one due to his wealth. She will not care if she is branded as a social climber or a fame whore. She will not care about his parents who despise her due to her stature, calling her “hampas-lupa.” In fact, she will even dare to defy their authority, not because she loves the man so much, but because she believes in the morals of Mexican telenovelas, such as “La Venganza,” “MariMar,” and “Corazon Indomable,” three telenovelas in which one is a remake of the other, yet all three tell a story of a poor girl, who after years of pain and suffering, will discover her true identity. And with her newfound wealth, she will climb up to the social hierarchy and become richer than her adversaries, so that in the climax, she will make them pay for their sins so bad she will laugh at them when she sees them die a beautiful death.

Over the years of courting different women, I realized that there is only one thing in common between most of them… they loved to be treated all the time.

A typical woman of today is materialistic. If he has money, she always gives in. Otherwise, she will never talk to him for a long time, unless he gives her roses and chocolates and stuffed toys. Her philosophy in life is that since men are superior to women, she is expecting rewards from him in exchange for submitting herself to him, and in some cases, she will force him to provide her with everything she desires.

She always dreams of living in the biggest house, on a biggest hill, on the biggest side of town… She dreams of driving a Mercedes-Benz or a Rolls-Royce… of wearing the finest gold and silver jewelries… the best cut diamonds, rubies, emeralds and sapphires… the most precious pearls and jades… of wearing the best designer clothes, shoes and bags… Prada… Hermes… Louis Vuitton… and so much more. And the only way she thinks of getting all of these luxuries is marrying a millionaire.

That is what a typical girl of today thinks. However, what about the rich man’s point of view? What does he want from her? The answer is simple…

Sex.

She is unaware that there will be a possibility that the rich man can use her body for his own pleasure like a common whore… that he can show her like a prized trophy to his peers as part of his bragging rights… that he can treat her as his lapdog and part of his own property. And once she gets pregnant, her body gains weight or her face turns ugly, he can simply throw her aside like trash.

When all of these fears happen to her, in the end, she will realize how stupid she was in loving a rich man. As a result, she will turn to her Facebook account, lament of her fate and share her story, by which many undesirable hyenas from all over the world will see her posts, try to console her, and do their utmost effort to win her heart and save her from her misery… only to complete the cycle and start a new chapter of suffering all over again… unless someone with a good soul who can put an end to this.

Thus ends the story of the woman who became bitch, which, depending on what will happen, may or may not live happily ever after.

So now, my dear bitches, if you are still planning to marry a poodle, you may better think twice, because you might instead get a wolf that can destroy your life and leave your carcass once he’s fully satisfied. And if that happens, Green Day will only say…

YOU’RE IN RUINS.

I, the Pooch, have spoken.