Hall of Pain - The Philippine Herostratus

 

Here on my blog, not only I will post my opinion, trivia, and everything in between, I will also make some monkey-a**es famous, and all of them will be "inducted" (featured) in my new, special section on this site, which I call the HALL OF PAIN (Not to be confused with Mark Henry's catchphrase, but it also serves the same thing).

This section will focus on ordinary netizens, yet extraordinary scumbags, who are making rounds online for their BS deeds that truly got into my nerves.

And for our very first inductee, it will be my unholy glee to induct this MFer who I call "The Philippine Herostratus."

But first things first, who is Herostratus?

Herostratus was a 4th-century BC Greek arsonist who destroyed the Temple of Artemis, whose name has become a metonym for someone who commits a criminal act in order to become famous.

On July 21, 356 BC, seeking notoriety, he burned down the Temple of Artemis at Ephesus in ancient Greece (now Turkey). The temple honored a local goddess, conflated by the Greeks with Artemis, their goddess of the hunt, the wild, and childbirth. The temple was constructed of marble and was built by King Croesus of Lydia to replace an older site destroyed during a flood. Measuring 130 metres long (425 feet) and supported by columns 18 meters high (60 feet), it was one of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World.

Far from attempting to evade responsibility for his act of arson, Herostratus proudly claimed credit in an attempt to immortalize his name. To dissuade those of a similar mind, the Ephesian authorities not only executed him, but attempted to condemn him to a legacy of obscurity (damnatio memoria, "damnation of memory") by forbidding mention of his name under penalty of death. However, this did not stop Herostratus from achieving his goal because the ancient historian Theopompus recorded the event and its perpetrator in his Hellenics.

The first inductee to the HALL OF PAIN.

This similar act was also shown by this MFer, who claims to be a doctor and studied in Ateneo de Manila University. According to Coconuts Manila, this MFer deliberately tricked a low-paid fast food delivery person so he could get the P200.00 (USD 4.50) off his bill. And he had the balls to brag about it online.

An asshole by the name of "Jay Bee" confessed on Facebook with pride that he waylaid Jollibee's delivery person so he could take advantage of the fast food chain's policy to award customers P200.00 worth of gift certificates if their order is not delivered within 20 minutes. So he ensured the delivery was delayed by ignoring the calls of his building receptionist until, literally, the last minute.

So by the time the delivery person was buzzed in and at his doorstep, the poor guy was technically late. "Call me a terror," the MFer bragged. "They guaranteed a delivery within 20 minutes but now they're late by a minute. Hahahaha." (Laugh out loud, if you can.)

Of course, Jay Bee was apparently awarded the P200.00 voucher, as he wrote that had to pay only P66.00 for his burger, spaghetti, fries and sundae.

When a Facebook friend reminded Jay Bee that the P200.00 will come out of the pocket of the minimum wage earner — that Jollibee will not absorb that cost — the demonic being laughed some more.

Naturally, the netizens raised its arms in protest. But even as the story went viral, Jay Bee was unrepentant.

"To my fans all over the world, thank you for making me popular. I am hoping this story reaches Ellen DeGeneres so she can ask me on her show. She only invites popular people," he wrote.

And as a sign of respect to his bashers, he said, "here's what I have to say..."

F*** YOU VERY MUCH!!!

Well good for you, MFer! I hope you are very happy now. But be careful the next time you go out, because the whole Philippines will lay their eyes upon you. It will be our pleasure to give you the "Liam Neeson" treatment... that is... WE WILL FIND YOU, AND WE WILL KILL YOU!

What you've said on Facebook is recorded, and that goes to show what a Satanic scum-of-the-land you are!!! Would you think Ellen DeGeneres would accept you in her show, you low-lifer? Maybe you won't get your a** near the gate at Warner Bros. Studios in Burbank, CA, because I am sure the whole world will know your face, so once the cops recognize you, they will drag you back to the Philippines by kicking your a** from Los Angeles to Bangor, Maine!!!

Perhaps the Islamic State might see this post, too, so that they will find you in Manila, bring you hostage, take you to ISIS territory, and make a profit out of you by asking a hundred million dollars to the Philippine government, or else you will be decapitated. But we won't give a f***, because we will let you die there, anyway!

Jay Bee's Facebook account has since been deactivated. However, recent updates had surfaced in social media, when a person named Frederick Belleza, a.k.a. Occhir, revealed to Senyora Santibanez' page about his real identity.

The D-bag's name was Geoff Rodriguez, who also goes by the name of Brice John Wayne Villanueva. According to Belleza, He is not a doctor, but was actually a former Philippine Airlines employee, who is now working at Cebu Pacific as a baggage boy.

Belleza also pointed out that he and Jay Bee were close friends, but the latter scammed him by promising an opportunity to work abroad, losing a total of P24,000.00 in the process. As a result, Baguio City Police is on the hunt for him, wanted for estafa.

How digital KARMA is... This is the Liam Neeson treatment I am talking about earlier

Belleza said that he is not in Baguio anymore, and is currently hiding. He thinks he continues to deceive people by pretending to be an Atenean doctor.

In addition, Jollibee has finally issued a statement as of today regarding this incident. Ms. Arline Adeva, a Public Relations Director of Jollibee Foods Corporation, said the following:

The Baguio City Police is calling all netizens to find this MFer and bring him to justice [or divine retribution, if you want to]. If you know his whereabouts, please report to Baguio City Police immediately. Bring him alive [if necessary... but preferably dead], so that he may know once and for all...

...that I am the Pooch. And God will have the last laugh!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!