Hall of Pain - The Minion-Dollar Man

Prepare to be slapped...

Is the customer always right? That is the question. If you'll gonna ask me, then check out my previous post, "The Customer is Always Wrong."

Previously, I have recently inducted Jay Bee, the man who intentionally responded late to a Jollibee delivery guy to get a discount, to the Hall of Pain, as his insensitivity and unrepentance drew ire from many netizens nationwide. Now that Jollibee has issued a statement this week, and that his true identity as a con-man had surfaced, he is currently being hunted down by the cops... and self-proclaimed vigilantes.

Now, I am inducting another scum-of-the-earth to the Hall of Pain, for his threats to slap a McDonald’s manager by refusing to give all Minions toys.

Last July 3, Archie Dela Torre posted a status on Facebook sharing his experience at McDonald’s. He was demanding to purchase more than three Minions toys. But since it was the store’s policy to only give three, he threatened to slap the manager in the face if his request was not honored.

Like the Jay Bee incident, the post went viral, thanks to the ever-popular Senyora Santibanez, which angered many netizens the same thing they were livid with Jay Bee.

One of the netizens even wrote a diss on Archie on the Comments section, saying that he is living a “nonsensical, immature, and meaningless earth life.” I totally agree with what he said, because in the first place, you can get Minions toys by purchasing a Happy Meal, and Happy Meal is, technically, for kids. So that goes to show that this Arch-Nemesis is indeed a greedy, childish punk who never experienced the joys of childhood as his father always gave him spankings simply because he was an a**hole.

Another netizen said that Archie’s photo post showing his Minions collection was taken from another website, which could put his claim into question. Thank God there's Google Images.

As of this writing, the post has already been taken down, but this has been another example how social media does not condone injustice, and that the netizens have the power of cyber-vigilantism (even cyber-bullying) in their hands so that they can bash useless persons like Archie so bad he can possibly commit suicide (Remember Amanda Todd).

"The customer is always right" is now a thing of the past. Now it’s just either they are wrong or they are right... Yet in my case, they're always wrong.

If you ever read this post, Archie, congratulations because I made your monkey-a** famous. Now I demand that you apologize to the nation, especially to the manager who you threatened to slap, because if you don't, not only I will give you 100 slaps on both sides of your face so you can have rosy cheeks for life, I will also make sure your legacy will be damned...

...so that you will know that I am the Pooch.