Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Juggling Jesus 'Miraculously' Appears On British Man's Shirt.... REALLY?

If you were looking for a hip, new image for the Christian savior for the Coachella generation, I think it has arrived. Introducing Juggling Jesus via the Christian Post:

"Jesus has appeared as a fabric softener stain, according to one British man in reports out this week.

"Martin Andrews reportedly had an accident in which he spilled some fabric softener on his T-shirt, and the resulting stain is an image of Jesus Christ, the man resolutely claims. According to Andrews, Jesus appears in the stain with his arms stretched outwards.

"Others, however, have mocked Andrews' claims, with some saying that the image looks more like a juggler tossing some objects rather than the Messiah. Andrews is undeterred in his claims though: 'When the T-shirt’s the right way up it doesn’t really look like anything … but when you look at it the other way up it’s really Him.'"
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THE POOCH'S BRIEF:

There are a lot of news about Jesus "appearing" everywhere, including poop. Well, Andrews' critics may have a good point, though. How can Jesus be there if the picture was just a plain silhouette of a man juggling stuff?

In my own perspective, I hope some of you will agree, the reason why those "apparitions" happen is not because Jesus Christ is giving the Christians a wake up call to repent from their sins. It's simply because those people who saw these so-called "miracles" are hungry for belief. They turn to ordinary objects and look for a "miracle" and when they see something unusual on the object they jump to conclusions thinking it was Jesus or Mary, thus claiming it's a miracle or something.

But let's face it, more and more people are getting enlightened from the conservative tradition. If this incident happened many years ago, for sure many people will follow Andrews... perhaps creating another cult. But nowadays, people will just say this is just another stupid crap.

And for sure some of you still think that Stunning Facts believes in those kinds of stuff. Well, for the record, not all of the articles we posted here are considered "fact." We debunk hoaxes, we post about mysteries and urban legends, we correct the society with the common misnomers in popular culture, and we even show the reality of life by posting news... I mean, news that was unreal yet actually happened.

So even though 90% of all of the posts here are fact, we post other stuff beyond our expertise not because we believe in it, but because we want you to become aware of it. So the next time you see another Jesus "apparition" on another object... Be skeptic.

SO THUS SAYS THE POOCH...

REALLY? YOU THINK THAT'S JESUS, MARTIN ANDREWS ? I DON'T THINK SO!!!

PERHAPS YOU'RE HUNGRY. GRAB A SNICKERS!!!
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Source:
http://www.christianpost.com/news/jesus-fabric-softener-man-claims-jesus-appears-in-t-shirt-fabric-softener-stain-photo-94369/

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